>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
yuri of the week
What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?
The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much
what is happening
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????