roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

terminal-dogma:

friggilywiggily:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

what is happening

terminal-dogma:

friggilywiggily:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

what is happening

hotwinger:

tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

That the ocean or a pancake?

hotwinger:

tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

That the ocean or a pancake?

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????